Intimate Letter from Horny Husband

To my darling wife:

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 356 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is in average of once every ten days.
The following is a list why I did not succeed more often.

1 We will wake the kids 34 times
2 It is too late 15 times
3 I am too tired 12 times
4 It is too early 12 times
5 It is too hot 18 times
6 Pretending to be asleep 18 times
7 The neighbours will hear 6 times
8 Headache and / or backache 28 times
9 Your mother will hear us 9 times
10 Not in the mood 21 times
11 Watching the late show 17 times
12 Too sore 26 times
13 New hairdo 6 times
14 Wrong time of month 14 times
15 You had to go to bathroom 10 times
16 Sunburn 10 times

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the result was not always satisfyingbecause:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there is a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry and get over with it
7 times I had to wake you to tell you I had finished
And once I was afraid I had hurt you because you started thrashingaround and breathing heavy.



To my darling husband:
I think things are a little bit confused.
Here are the reasons you didnot get more than you did.
1 Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 14 times
2 Did not come home at all 35 times
3 Did not come 21 times
4 Came too soon 33 times
5 Went soft before came in 19 times
6 Cramp in your legs 16 times
7 Working too late 38 times
8 Had yeast 'probably from the toilet seat' 29 times
9 Caught it in your zipper 15 times
10 Had a 'cold' - nose kept running 21 times
11 Coffee was too hot, burned your tongue 9 times
12 Had a problem in your finger 11 times

The reason I lay still, was because you missed me and were screwingthe sheet.
You seemed to having such a good time, I did not want tomove and ruin it for you.
I was not talking about the crack in theceiling -- what I said was 'Would you like me on my back or kneeling'.
The time I was thrashing around was because you had farted and I was fighting for air!

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Next TOTO

$1,500,000 est.

08 Sep 2008 (sales close 6.00pm)

Singapore Pools TOTO Results Thursday 04 Sep 08

Draw No: 2359
Thursday 04 Sep 08


Winning Numbers
8 25 33 39 40 45



Additional Number
43



Winning Shares
Prize Group
Share Amount (each) No. of Winning Shares
Group 1 No Winner No Winner
Group 2 No Winner No Winner
Group 3 $2,063 117
Group 4 $844 286
Group 5 $30 7,021
Group 6 $20 9,381


Group 1 Prize was not won.


Group 2 Prize was not won.

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SINGAPORE POOLS 4D RESULTS - 20080827

Wed 27/08/08 Draw No:2743
1st Prize	8342
2nd Prize	8397
3rd Prize	3873
Starter Prizes
0034	1757
1909	2142
2951	4535
4635	5204
5307	6252
Consolation Prizes
0952	2550
2698	4161
5478	6323
6442	6511
6644	8726